Here! Here are the games you want to know about. Should you buy them? Patience, patience. Okay here.
BUY THESE ONES BECAUSE THEY ARE GOOD
-Portal 2: a bit bloated compared to the first, but completely worth it. Particularly co-op.
-Hitman Blood Money: universally praised stealth killing game, looks decent for its age.
-Terraia: weird proto-minecraft swiftly developing a unique identity.
-Sam and Max: funny old school adventure, if you’re into that.
-Prince of Persia Sands of Time: super fun game, only one in the series that is absolutely necessary. God time unwinding should be added to every game.
BUY THESE IF YOU ARE INTO THIS SORT OF THING
-F1 2010: Racing but you know the boring normal sort.
-X3: unapproachable space trading sim. Terran Conflict is the only needed version.
– Dead Space: I think they are dumb, but people like them and it isn’t an awful price.
-Supreme Commander 2: great price, fine game, you will play Starcraft 2 instead forever.
-Post Apocalyptic Mayhem: eeeeh.
THESE GAMES WILL DISFIGURE YOUR GENITALS
-Neverwinter Nights 2: I purchased this on release. It is a bad RPG with bad characters and bad mechanics.
-Duke Nukem Forever: hahahahahahahaha fucking just no, god some people are going to buy this why