About the Sexy Young Team of Intellectual Powerhouses

This is a place for intelligent and sexy young people to write things that other intelligent and sexy young people are interested in reading.

• Durandal is a synthetic organism designed for one purpose: to understand the human mind in order to destroy it. His current project is to be so handsome that flesh-based organisms commit suicide out of sheer jealousy.
• Callmegeo is a real-life rocket scientist and might also be Iron Man but he’s not telling. He apparently prefers to be called Geo! Call him that!
• Chris is what Hemingway would be if he was too much of a wuss to kill himself. He’s also available, ladies. You would have to take him for walks and bathe him all by yourself though.
• Persekore was born with the claws of a great jungle cat in place of hands! She has recently been outfitted with a typing prosthesis that allows her to communicate on the internet! The internet has announced plans to retaliate.
• SrMeowMeow can be heard warbling by the moors at night if one listens close, child. Avoid him at all costs or share in his curse!
• MrsOrange possesses the strange and troubling ability to see into the hearts of men, and some canines, and must write to exorcise the horror this knowledge inevitably brings!

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